Sunday, July 18, 2004

My Spectacular Life of Crime

I went to the grocery store on Friday evening to get some groceries.  Before I left the store, I decided to get some cash.  I stopped at the ATM, grabbed some cash, and drove home.  As I arrived at my house I noticed there was a small problem.  Instead of having bags of groceries, I had a plastic basket.  I had walked out of the store without paying, plastic basket in tow.  When I got back to the store, there were four police cars outside.  Fortunately they wern't waiting for me.  The clerk and manager thought my story was funny and they really appreciated me coming back to pay.  In fact, they gave me one of items for free.  Who says crime doesn't pay?

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Bush Lied About Some Non-specific Iraq Thing

The senate intellegence committee report does a pretty good job disarming the Bush Lied argument, but it's not like the left will stop saying bush lied. What did Bush Lie about? Not WMD. Everybody thought Iraq had stockpiles, even Kerry and Edwards. Not Niger in the state of the union. Obviously it was something, because Republicans are evil.

That's what we face as Republicans; at our core we are evil. If we are not evil, we are mindless tools of evil. The word evil may not be used; Terms such as greed and hatred are used instead, implying evil or a lack or commonly accepted morals. We're told that Liberals are the "free thinkers". Isn't it possible that people on the right and the left are "free thinkers"? Isn't it possible the we all want what is best for the world, but disagree on how to bring that about?